Acquisitions are always more than interesting.  The best acquisitions I ever liked are, TATA Group’s Corus and Jaguar, Oracle’s SUN Microsystems and Obama’s Nobel!  Yes Obama’s acquisition of Nobel.  Did I mention something wrong?  Even if you think so, I don’t.

This news really touched my last stupid nerve of my left foot’s little finger!  I really don’t care about that finger unless it causes some mental stimulation by dashing to any wall or rock!  I seldom think about that!  But this news made me to think about that little finger! My great little finger, as soon as it heard the news, involuntarily started scolding the committee.  I can’t write those shi*ty beep words here!  Result, I lost respect to Nobel Prize!

Thanks to my little finger!  It stimulated my left part of my brain.  Hence, I conclude, most of the countries on our home-earth have one habit, feeding USA! Taking care of USA!!

USA! USA! USA!

Because they always get scared of it, catching cold!  If USA catches cold, these countries have to sneeze!  Otherwise they have to explain in detail to Fed that why didn’t they sneeze when it was suffering from cold!  Crappy little countries!

Did his actions and policies out grow 200 ‘competitors’?  As obviously Obama is losing his magnetism and charisma, might be countries would have induced the committee with their votes accepting Obama’s ‘acquisition’ of Nobel!  I could not see any reasons, why the committee collectively ‘selected’ Obama for this!

To become world’s police again, to regain the gravity, to be noted by the rest of the world, to out rule George W. Bush’s war on terrorism – this acquisition is mandatory.

What do you think?  Got me?

Forgot to tell you something!  I like Obama. He occupied one position in my list of great leaders!  Looking forward with much greed for him to make easy-amendments on H1B regulations! Hoping, he will not screw it up like health-care policies.  No hard feelings! Take it easy!

Hail Obama!