Warnings:

  1. On reading this post, you may get confused or irritated or realized!
  2. In this post, the word ‘I’ doesn’t mean ‘me’, it is written in generalized sense. ‘I’ can be ‘you’ or ‘him’ or ‘her’ or anyone.

 Part-I: Universal law of gravitation

I always tell that physics is my favorite subject. The laws and principles are always give satisfying justifications. They just work.  Universal law of gravitation tells how the entire universe was ‘held together’.  The law can be formulated as F=G.m1.m2/d.d; where Universal Gravitational Constant G=6.673*pow(10,-11) N.m2/kg2, where F is force; m1 and m2 are masses and d is distance of separation between the masses. Okay, to put in simple words, if two objects of masses 60 kg and 60 kg each are separated by a distance of 1.0 m, then the gravitational force between them is 2.40*pow(10,-7) N.m2/kg2.

This law did not confuse anyone until Einstein proposed theory of relativity. This TIME’s man of the decade introduced another dimension that was perpendicular to the existing X, Y and Z axes that are already perpendicular to each other.  “That is impossible”, physicists told initially.  I don’t know what Einstein replied.

The best thing is the effect of ‘time’ as 4th dimension is minor on the gravitation law in most of the conditions (?).

 Part-II: Universal law of Contract-with-God

Anyone will agree, “The efforts you put and the returns you get are directly proportional.” When some proportion is defined, the value of constant must be given that equals the LHS and RHS.  Remember, this is law of God, so the constant will be constantly changing its value depending on ‘time’. The constant can become pow(a,x) or pow(a,-x) or pow(‘I don’t know’, ‘I don’t know’). That means, the efforts and returns will be in direct proportion sometimes and in inverse proportion sometimes. So, you don’t have control on returns but you are free to put all your efforts.  Sometimes more than you can. Here, this great God will be holding something kind of, you know, tuner or rheostat or regulator that changes the value depends on your past-lives’ karma, others’ fate, your fate, some ant’s fate or some other fu*king things’ fate. So your fate is dependent on others’. These trillions of things act on you; again depending on little tiny dimension (?) ‘Time’.  Remember, your fate also is showing impact on others’. So, this law behaves weird and a normal human being cannot understand!  Did God understand what he formulated (if at all he exists), I doubt! 

 The worst thing is the effect of time is highly major on Universal law of Contract-with-God.

 Part-III: Did you just say “you and your religion”? “Yes, I said. No, I did not. huff… I don’t know.”

I cannot control my birth time, obviously. But the oracles say that the birth-time decides what results I am going to get (Holds good in Asian-born religions).  My previous life’s actions (karma) decide what and all (at least some) I am going to get in this present life (Holds good only in Hinduism, buddhism (?), many Americans and Europeans are slowly believing this! Alas!).  Every outcome/result is already decided/defined by God (Holds good for every religion). Then what the fu*k I do here and why the hell I am here now?  I possess intelligence, hands and eyes and all to do whatever on my own. Being not-aware of past-life, how can I expect what I have to do to be happy in this life?  I don’t have control on future (Not always).  I know only what I am doing.  Geek, but I should not expect results, our Lord taught us in Geeta. Yeah, life is complex.  It is an outcome of many many zillions of others actions and mine.  Hard to formulate, isn’t it? But… ???

I only have to do what I am supposed to do, should not expect the result. This just pulls my hair on my head into my mouth. I feel like eating that hair on hearing this. I just get irritated whenever I hear this.  If I want something, I definitely work for the same. How would a labor feel if his master tells, “You work hard for food, but it is up to me to pay or not.” How can he buy a bread or biscuit for his children and wife when he is not paid? I do have some to-be-in-life things. I do work for them keeping in mind that I should ‘acquire’ them. But if some God’s extra terrestrial jingoree dinginaka formulae are acting on me eventually stopping the results into my own world, it just knocks me off! I don’t want to be governed under such insane God’s government. It’s human mentality to expect something in return for his work. One thing to be noted, this mentality (In general, everyone has this mentality) is the finest creation of God. So he gives the mentality of asking or expecting something, he only asks us to not to expect any result and it entirely upto him to decide what to give and what not to. Is it game or what?  Ah… yes… it’s a game. Jagannaataka sutradhaari leelaa vinodam (very big funny words).  It’s all Jagannatakam. He gets entertained ‘cos of our lives?

I have seen so many under-qulified guys who got opportunities tampering the qualified one’s dreams. I really do not know they are qualified or not, but a bunch of stupids were given with good things while the best ones were stopped. There are guys out there waiting for seeing good things in their lives.  They just have faith in you God, before that they have put their efforts to achieve what they want. Are you listening (if at all you exist there), do we need you God, really?

There are many places where violent actions happened in your name, we don’t know where you were at that time. When your name is ruining our lives, do we need you God, really?

There are people who want to expand their religion at any ‘cost’ by catching bad moments. There are people fighting to ‘eradicate’ one community just to satisfy their vengeance.  We don’t know where you were at that time.  God, do we need you, really?

Part-IV: Mr.God, we are the reason for your birth.

No living or non-living thing needs God (?).  It is a beautiful concept created by our intelligent-elders, the greatest saints to have a better controlled life. It is just like, if you feel someone is policing you or observing you, you do refrain yourself from doing wrong things. Might be, this was one of the concepts how “God came into existence.”

He exists or not, you believe the f*c*ing him or not, you do prayers or not, nothing is going to be changed. It is us to have pristine mind to make this world a place to live peacefully and happily. We must learn to be honest even if we are alone. We must learn loving others unconditionally.  No religions, no castes, no racism. Then, wouldn’t world become holier than God?

Part-V: Mr.God, you do exist and you dont.

Before these Neanderthals and homo-sapiens came into existence there were many kinds of species lived on our earth – say Dinosaurs. If at all God exists and if God had created all these species, he must have breathed in souls into them.  I don’t think, dinosaurs prayed God. (Don’t laugh) I don’t know, they might be having their own language, thanks to Spielberg, if dinosaur do some weird sound, might be that was kind of “Hail the Lord”,  Who knows?  They just acted as per their nature, they ate other animals, they ate leaves, they ate junk, But everyone should admit there must be some good souls too existing at that time; they must have gone to heaven (I am not kidding, serious). God is not a stupid to declare “Pray me, get into heaven.” Because of nature calamities those species’ lives came to an end – meteor impact, earth quakes etc. etc. So it is nature that decides. So again, did dinosaurs pray God? Did they have a feel of him?  Did he not send their souls into heaven because they did not pray him?  First of all, did they have to pray him?

(Afraid to consider…) If a baby had just born and died, tell me, (s)he goes to heaven or not?  He must be gone into heaven, because he did not even open eyes to see what sin is.  He did not speak and act, so he is a pristine soul.  At last, he did not say any word about God – “hail jesus”, “Om namah sivaaya”, “Bismillah…” – he did not pray God. He just did nothing; you can consider he did good. So, the soul must be enlightened. Do you need a god to be enlightened, other than a mind that tells you to be good and do good?

Part-VI: God, I have a request for you!

Okay God, according to me, you don’t exist, even if you exist, we don’t need you! If you happen to show your face only on Judgement day or Yugaantam, does it mean, indirectly you are asking us to feel pain with all these things until you come?

God, your name and you are confusing/spoiling/ruining our lives (I am afraid to tell this to you God, you could have cursed me). We cannot understand your laws. We cannot run with you. We cannot keep up with you. Your name is not doing well down here. You are not responding to us!  You are not answering our prayers. You are not doing that!  You are not doing this!  You are not …!  You are not…!  You are not…! …………. You are not…!   You are not God at all! 

We got fed up to be pawns in your game. We, at least I, don’t want my life to be governed by your great-not-understandable laws.  Let me live my life. I do work; I do expect something in return, I do love; I do expect love in return, I do give; I do expect back. My brothers and sisters are dying there in your name. My brothers and sisters are expecting blindly something in their life, they are putting efforts for that, please don’t apply your laws.  You are killing us every moment.  Hitler’s rule was better than yours.

God, I have a request for you, can you please let me live my life? I don’t want you.